Massage Envy emailed me asking if I have tried a facial yet...
Added 2025-04-15 18:39:38 +0000 UTCMassage Envy emailed me asking if I have tried a facial yet. Too funny! You're asking if I've tried one. My face is a cum-soaked legend. It has been drenched in thousands of freshly brewed sperm loads—hot, thick, and blasted from hundreds of men's twitching testicles, which is the only kind of facial that counts. Your spa's goopy crap is brewed with who knows what chemicals, and, even worse, there is no way it could be edible! When I get my facials, the best part is scooping that warm, salty jizz off my cheeks and licking every drop off my fingers. I'm going to skip your version of a facial. I'm sticking to guzzling nature's creamiest brew, sucked fresh from a throbbing cockhead. Nothing beats getting the good stuff straight from the source!
