Why are there wet spots in these pics? I was reminded of whe..
Added 2025-04-24 11:27:08 +0000 UTCWhy are there wet spots in these pics? I was reminded of when a pornstar friend of mine called giving a blowjob in a car a "Sardine Can Slurpfest. I admit, it's always been a favorite of mine...the "Sardine Can Slurpfest. If they made a video of me doing it, I picture myself crammed in a shitty sedan that belongs to a married man, knees smacking the glovebox, sucking cock like it's an Olympic sport. Gagging so loud it sounds like a dying walrus, spit flying, then—BAM—a gallon of jizz erupts. Half, I swallow the rest, splattering the seats. It makes me smile, knowing the car will smell like a cum-soaked gym sock forever. The worst part about this whole post...It made me wet thinking about it as you can see in the pictures.
Side note: One time, I rented a car in LA, and I let this black guy fuck me stupid in it. He pumped a super-sized load in my asshole, and all of it leaked out onto the driver's seat. I always thought about the next person renting it, wondering why the seats are so crunchy. If they only knew it was a jizz swamp a few days earlier.
