Ugh, people keep DMing me about politics. Like, I'm running ..
Added 2025-04-24 23:05:51 +0000 UTCUgh, people keep DMing me about politics. Like, I'm running for office or something. Look, I do PORN, I don't write briefs on foreign policy. I don't get it. I post a video of me ramming a butt plug up my ass while I fire up the vibrator on my clit, and somebody will DM me, "What do you think about the tariffs?" Oh...I don't know. I'm too busy pounding my clit with a nuclear-powered vibrator and moaning loud enough to wake the neighbors to care about tariffs. I probably will when my vibrator breaks, and it eventually will; they always do, and it will cost $1k to replace it because of the tariffs. I doubt it, but it's possible, I guess. The only debate I care about is whether or not I can find a guy with a 15-inch dick.
